World's Most Elegant Cruise Line

Hebridean demands that its agents not reserve rooms for the “wrong” kind of guests aboard their ships, and they enforce this rule by permanently barring the offending agent from making any more reservations with them. Hurt.

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That means I should make a reservation with Hebridean. I’m grateful, OP!

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Nevertheless, they might afford to charter a yacht if they drank less crystal.

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I take it that you mean that anyone with an internet connection can make a reservation online at this present moment, by the appropriate kind of people?

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I dunno, I once booked a Havana Suite on a Carnival ship. That was quite elegant. Like everyone else, I also woke up on Celebrity to find chocolates on my pillow, but that also made me feel fancy.

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The lowest rate I could find was $5700 USD for a single occupancy; typically, I travel alone.

Nevertheless, since all I could see were the dates and the appearance of the cabins—which lack balconies and twin beds—they must have felt I was the wrong kind of person.

Not sure where it begins, ends, or goes.

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Consider purchasing a unit on The World of ResidenSea. It’s harder than you might expect. That ship is quite luxurious.

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@Gordon A few of my friends, W & L K., were among the initial investors and currently own many apartments.

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@Banice Well, Mr. Rich Douchebag, look at you.

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A post like this would not be possible without the :teapot:!

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@Jemmy Your comment ends in a square box that I’m seeing. What was meant to be the purpose? Regards.

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Their most affordable cruise, according to my research, is £2,450 per person; many of them start over £10K. Those who are “wrong” can’t afford it.

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@Mboks An associate who books a lot of their regulars on this line informs me that a large number of ‘wrong’ individuals are able to afford it, which is the problem. As a result, the lines have an especially hostile posture. A single pair may cook chowder for the whole of the trip when there are just two digits of people on board (I’ve been there).

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@Banice What constitutes the proper and bad types of people, and how do they communicate?

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